Captain S. Melly takes over as the new Commanding Officer at an experimental mixed sex air defence base. It�s 1940 and England is under heavy bombardment, but the crew seem more interested in each other than the enemy planes above. Captain Melly plans to put a stop to all this, and becomes the...

Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie�s cousin, the...

A comet crashes into a Japanese forest and a group of mighty ninjas must fight a group of killer Aliens before they reach their village and kill everyone.

A nerdy teen-age girl goes looking for her missing archaeologist father, and stumbles into a strange subterranean civilization.

A meteor strikes a houseboat in the swamps near a southern town populated by Yankees with fake accents. The people on the houseboat become zombies who feed on the alligators in the swamp. Once they run out of alligators, they start going for the citizens. A local scientist tries to figure out...

Crew of an undersea mining platform falls prey to mysterious and dangerous parasite. The parasite has the ability to affect people�s minds, so survivors can�t be certain who is safe and who is infected.

A spaceship lands back on Earth after a failed mission, but the astronauts have been replaced by hideous creatures that can penetrate people�s bodies and make them explode. A group of cave explorers are attacked by the monsters inside an underground cave, but the survivors are in for a surprise...

A lawman from another galaxy must stop an invading force from building a gateway to planet Earth.

Extraterrestrials appear as destructive �electrical tornadoes� on Earth.

While trying to understand a frightening reoccurring nightmare, a pledge is coaxed into breaking into her father�s department store by her sorority sisters, where a deranged killer targets the girls and their boyfriends.

The invasion of Mexico by Cortez, as seen by a young Spanish officer fleeing the Inquisition.

A film director confides in his interlocutor. He talks about the working process, about creative blocks, about artistic crises and expressive forces. At some point, the idea takes hold that this conversation could be turned into a film. And this is the very film we�re watching the two of them in.